A Lesson in Political Science
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- SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.
- COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.
- FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
- NAZISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
- BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.
- CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- ANARCHY - steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.


Vocabulary Help
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- cow - vaca
- take (take, took, taken) - levar, tomar
- both - ambos
- milk - leite
- sell (sell, sold, sold) - vender
- shoot - dar um tiro
- pour - despejar
- drain - ralo
- buy (buy, bought, bought) - comprar
- bull - touro
- steal (steal, stole, stolen) - roubar
- neighbour - vizinho

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